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The Rude Blonde Passenger Print
Written by Alex Bowyer   
Monday, 05 March 2007

A Blonde woman stepped into a Boeing 737-800 bound for Sydney from Brisbane. Afer she was greated by the flight attendant and told where her (economy) 21A Seat was she walked a few meters then sat directly in Seat 3F in Business Class. The flight attendant noticed this and walked towards the blonde woman and said "Excuse me maddam but I believe you're sitting in the wrong seat, your seat is 21A in Economy class not 3F in Business class, could you please move?" the blonde woman then replied "I'm blonde, beautiful and I can sit wherever I like". The flight attendant then said "Maddam, please move this instant, we have a passenger who wishes to sit there." The blonde woman continued to say "I'm blonde, beautiful and I can sit wherever I like and there's nothing you can do about it." After ten minutes of the flight attendant arguing with the blonde woman, the flight attendant went to the cockpit and said to the captain, "Excuse me captain, I'm sorry to bother you, but we have a rather rude woman who is sitting in Business class and is refusing to move to her economy seat, could you do something?" The Captain replied, "Sure!" he got up and walked towards the blonde woman and whispered something into her ear, the blonde woman jumped up out of her seat and rushed toward her 21A seat in economy. The captain smiled and walked towards the cockpit. When the flight attendant noticed the Captain walked towards the cockpit she stopped him and asked "So, how did you get her to move?", the Captain replied, "I just told her, that part of the plane doesn't land in Sydney".

Last Updated ( Monday, 05 March 2007 )
 
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